Secret Lover, Yeah, That's What You Are

You're the first thing I think about when I wake up in the morning: when will I get to see you today? Can I sneak away pre-dawn for a decadent rendezvous? Will we have a lunchtime tryst? Maybe I can leave work early and sneak away for a pleasurable hour together, before going home to my family, where I'll pretend not to think of you...or perhaps I'll throw caution and good sense (knowing I'll never be able to get to bed at a reasonable hour) to the wind and find a way to meet you after the kids are in bed for a late night assignation. After our sweaty frolic, I'll lie awake in bed remembering every lap together. When I finally sleep, I'll find you in my dreams where I'll sail on gilded wings, winning every race and feeling light as air. I'll wake up, heart racing, exquisite rapture pulsing through my veins, lusting to lose myself in you again.

Oh lover, I see you everywhere! I think about you when sitting at my desk. I ought to be working, but all I can do is stare out my window and fantasize about your naked, rugged, sweaty goodness. I dream of you and what you'll do to my legs, chest, and tush. I wonder when you will next caress my body, and how long it will last....one hour? Or can I somehow steal two and fully enjoy your glory? I wonder what delicious pain and joy you have in store for me.

I guiltily skulk around the internet, looking for traces of you. I google your name, I hunt down places where you might hang out, I sneakily read others stories and thoughts about you. I can't get you out of my mind! Your likeness is branded on my heart...you have become entwined with my soul! How did I ever live without you?! No one understands me like you! You must promise never to leave me! I'll simply die without you!!!!

Deep down I know that if anyone knew how much I loved you and how I thought about you, they would think me mad. I need you! I must have you! I can't live without you! I cannot take another day without you! I need to feel you on my body....I swear, I don't care about Off Day or Cross Training--they mean nothing to me! I need to see you today! Please say you'll meet me this afternoon! 4:00, in the usual spot at Wash Park. I'll be there, looking for you my lover, Running. Please don't deny me!!!!

I don’t care who sees us! Running, I love you!!!

Eternally yours,


  1. Aaahhhh it's crazy like that, isn't it? LOL

  2. Maybe I can leave work early and sneak away for a pleasurable hour togetherSee, right THERE I knew you weren't talking about a man, because an hour?

    We're not machines, sister!

    Call me when your desires can be measured in minutes.

    Or, better yet, fractions of minutes.

    (When they can be measured in seconds, sister, I'll call YOU - believe it!)

  3. ZOMG!1! I was writing MY comment at the same time as Teh ("Greta Garbo") Marcy was writing hers!

    I think she's following me!

  4. Ha! I love it. I totally feel the same way. It's BEAUTIFUL outside today here, and I'm dying to ditch work and get it on.

  5. If running is your lover, you must be into S&M. ;)

  6. OMG! Someone else feels the same way I do! And people do think I'm mad!

  7. Haha I love this post!

  8. Smiled and giggled the entire read! So great! If people only knew...



    Man, I had some stuff to say about THAT!1!